Almost Jennifer

Little Madden Alan Creed was born today at 11:30ish! He was soo cute! I’m will post pictures later when I’m not so tired. I think I was at the hospital for about twelve hours.

I really don’t want to write a paper on the social economic problems midwives had during the 1800s.

I also don’t want to study for a special education development final.

I don’t want to go to counseling on thursday

And I don’t want Risa or Heidi to leave

Make my ‘don’t wanna’s’ go away!

I got a new camera. It is a Nikon D5000 and I heart it so much! Its pretty and the image quality is crazy. I am going to take a short class on Wednesday on how to use it so I’m excited about that. Risa and Heidi are/were in town this last week. Heidi leaves tomorrow. I’m sad but we had a great time. Last night she came over and we had a girls night at my moms. Kainos and Ashley came over as well. It was a good time. We made margaritas and mexican food. It was really delicious. I think I got some good pictures. I’ll add them onto facebook soon. There were so many. I just like taking pictures with it. Its so easy to get carried away with a camera like that.

I don’t really have anything other to say than this week has been fun. Now that my fun is over, I have to take a midterm. I’m sad about this.

I’m still looking for a roommate because of flaky people. Gah! Why can’t there be normal people in this world? It’s upsetting because I’m related to said person. !@#$%^

So needless to say I am still looking and if you or someone who isn’t flaky needs a place please let me know. If you want more information on the place I have a marketplace ad on fb and several other places.

Here are the links for info:

Facebook Marketplace

Roommateclick.com

I am also on Roommates.com and Roomster.com but you have to have an account to see my profile.

My lovely internet friend Michele sent me these beauties.

When I was little until I was an adult my dad called me Samsonite, baggage and or “the bastard child”. It wasn’t mean or cruel. It was a joke between the two of us because my ’step-father’ who was really a father (he raised me since I was very tiny) always treated me like his own and was in the true sense of the word, “my dad”. We had this on-going joke and he laughed every time I said it or he did. We both had very similar sense of humor’s and so that’s why the joke ran on for so long. Here is a video of us before he died. It was last Thanksgiving around 3 in the morning. We had stayed up late playing Wii. (you can see him holding the wii remote in his right hand). I hope you enjoy our drunkenness.

This is a prime example why some people should not have children. There are people simply in this world that shouldn’t conceive. If I need a license to drive a car, then there should be a permit to raise a child and since there isn’t there are people like this ‘McDonald’ lady. If you don’t know the case. She fed her daughter FECES! Yes, she fed her only daughter FECES. Lets say it together again. FECES!

This ‘bright’ 23 year old was released on a 100,000 dollar bond and has an ankle bracelet on. Luckily her kids are not with her, however I doubt I’m not alone when I say that she needs psychiatric treatment.

According to an arrest affidavit, a surveillance video at Dell Children’s Medical Center captured McDonald on Sunday placing feces from a soiled diaper on the cap of a tube with a direct link to her child’s bloodstream.

I don’t have a degree in psychology but something HAS to be wrong with her. For someone to deliberately (not that this could be done un-deliberately either) place “feces from a soiled diaper” in direct contact with the child has to have a screw loose. Someone please get this woman medical attention and take her rights away as a mother!! Gah!

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"I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches"

They say that music is the window to the soul but besides it being the opening to imagination and creativity it also opens windows to crap you don’t want to remember.

I have a few bands that remind me of past relationships and also memories of good times, bad times, funny times and childhood memories. Currently i’m listening to a band that has so many memories that I hate liking the band. The band is Fuel. Some of you may know of it but some of you may not.

It was introduced to me by Dustin and we listened to it during high school through several years after. The song shimmer reminds me of summers in his old jeep when we would be traveling down the 60 in horrible weather….or prom night when we were driving in Omars sporty car (I can’t remember now what kind of car he had) Those were the good days.

There are other songs I’m listening to that bring memories. One of those songs was by TLC, “Waterfalls”. I’m sure a lot of my friends remember this gem. I remember in junior high sitting in my grandparents house watching the video for the millionth time and talking to Roxanne, (one of my best friends at the time) on the phone and her telling me, “Told you it would make number one”. This was also when everyone was interested in which song would make “#1″ that week. Needless to say the ‘video star’ is dead now since MTV doesn’t show music videos anymore.

Another song that I can think of that fits into the genre was Peaches by The American Presidents. My dad HATED this song. He never understood the fame behind it. Every time he heard me playing it on my cd player he would comment:

“I could make this if I wanted. There is no musical talent.

(singing) ‘I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches’, ‘millions of peaches, peaches for me’ (/singing)…see how hard was that. Now give me a million dollars”

Anyone else have any fun song memories?

"I cure my hysteria on a daily basis"

I am currently taking a class on Women’s History at ASU and currently we are learning about the history of women’s study and how that emergence came to be. Every year the AHA (American Historical Association) gives out an award called the Joan Kelly Prize. The books that have won range from topics that discus women’s sufferage to the employment and social security statures during the sixties. However, I came across a book that won in 2000 that I would like to share. I had to read the sentence twice just to make sure I had read it correctly. The book was titled, The Technology
of Orgasm: “Hysteria,” the Vibrator, and Women’s Sexual Satisfaction.

According to the young historian, when she was researching crochet and embroidery she came upon a few articles in ladies magazines advertising vibrators in the late nineteenth century. She then discovered that physicians were using the vibrator to cure woman’s “Hysteria”. The physicians defined “hysteria” as a “disease of women whose sexuality did not fit the androcentric model”.

So ladies, its okay to have hysteria…just make sure you have your trusty vibrator with you to ‘cure’ you of your disease.